The World Series of Terror 2006

Michael Medved has dubbed the current struggle for dominance in the terror business "The World Series of Terror", which is an amusing way to describe a very serious situation. It is clear that Al Qaeda and Hezbollah are slugging it out for the title of top threat to the infidels and a lot of innocent people will get hurt in the process. If and when they are done destroying the infidels they will go back to killing each other, but first things first.

Ayman al-Zawahiri said that Al Qaeda now views "all the world as a battlefield open in front of us... It is a Jihad for the sake of God and will last until (our) religion prevails ... from Spain to Iraq. We will attack everywhere." Spain was controlled by Arab Muslims until they were driven from power at the turn of the 16th century, so these sociopathic primitives with 20th century weapons are out to settle that 500 year old disgrace, along with more recent insults. He also said "My fellow Muslims, ... you are alone on the battlefield. Rely on God and fight your enemies ... make yourselves martyrs."

I have to say I support him on the last part of that call to service. With persistence and a little luck, I am hoping we can help many thousands of them achieve their martyrdom in the very near future. Like cutting out a cancer, removing these people from this world will hurt a bit, but if it comes down to "us or them", I'm rooting for us. Sorry if this sounds a little harsh, but these backward psychos have been killing around the world for decades and I don't believe we can continue to hope they'll change their ways.

Sadly the realization and motivation that came with the 9/11 attacks have faded from the memory of many Americans, and now the weak among us are back to thinking we can somehow "make nice" with these savages. It is likely we will soon see attacks on "soft targets" in the US. After they shoot up a few shopping malls, churches, and schools maybe the people with blinders on will get their backbone up and back the fight.

Right now the appeasers and "in denial crowd" are preoccupied with placing blame for everything on President Bush, as though the attacks on the USA and other countries between 1979 and 2000 never happened. They are simple-minded enough to believe that the 9/11 attacks were somehow solely Bush's fault, even though the same group declared open war on us in 1996, attacked us numerous times during the '90's and the plans for 9/11 were fully formed during the previous President's watch. But in case you don't want to deal with reality, Howard Dean and John Kerry here to assure you none of the current conflicts would be happening if only Democrats had been in charge. Only the most insanely partisan dummies can believe those claims are in any way true.

Liberals (most), Democrats (not all), appeasers, cowards, whatever you want to call them, are now more concerned with providing legal protection and due process rights to the captured enemy than they are condemning that enemy for indiscriminately bombing women and children, or for slicing the heads off our reporters, humanitarians and soldiers. They would love to see the entire Middle East handed over to men who pull kids off a school bus a machinegun those who are of a Muslim faith other than their own. I suspect these Americans' focus will shift when it is their wives, husbands, sons and daughters lying in a pool of blood in The GAP. It has always been true that a conservative is simply a liberal who has been mugged by reality.

All in all, I'm a nice guy. I want people to be happy. If al-Zawahiri and his guys want martyrdom, lets give it to them... with extreme prejudice.

-Alan